In case you ever go to Chicagoland…
My friend, and devout “Chicagoan”, sent me this key for understanding the slang of the locale.
CHICAGO SLANG
Grachki (grach’-key): Chicagoese for “garage key” as in, “Yo, Theresa, waja do wit da grachki? Howmy supposta cut da grass if I don’t git intada grach?”
Sammich: Chicagoese for sandwich. When made with sausage, it’s a sassage sammich; when made [...]
Some Humor…
The manager of a large office noticed a new man one day and told him to come into his office. “What is your name?” was the first thing the manager asked the new guy.
“John,” the new guy replied.
The manager scowled, “Look, I don’t know what kind of a namby-pamby place you worked at before, but [...]



















