Legal Humor
These are from a book called Disorder in the Courts by Charles M.. Sevilla and are things people actually said in court. Taken down by court reporters who had the torment of staying calm while the exchanges were taking place.
________________________
ATTORNEY: Are you sexually active?
WITNESS: No, I just lay there.
__________________________
ATTORNEY: What gear were you in at [...]
Quotes of the Day.
It is a paradoxical but profoundly true and important principle of life
that the most likely way to reach a goal is to be aiming not at that
goal itself but at some more ambitious goal beyond it.
- Arnold Toynbee
When I read about the evils of drinking, I gave up reading.
- Henny Youngman
Even if you do learn [...]
