Legal Humor
These are from a book called Disorder in the Courts by Charles M.. Sevilla and are things people actually said in court. Taken down by court reporters who had the torment of staying calm while the exchanges were taking place.
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ATTORNEY: Are you sexually active?
WITNESS: No, I just lay there.
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ATTORNEY: What gear were you in at [...]
Protected: Humor - 03/23/2008
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Today’s Humor…
huh
Potentially true…
I have CDO.
It’s like Obsessive Compulsive Disorder, only in alphabetical
order like it should be.
Christmas Carols for the Disturbed…
Schizophrenia — Do You Hear What I Hear?
Multiple Personality Disorder — We Three Kings Disoriented Are
Dementia — I Think I’ll be Home for Christmas
Narcissistic — Hark the Herald Angels Sing About Me
Manic — Deck the Halls and Walls and House and Lawn and Streets and Stores and Office and Town and Cars and Buses and [...]
